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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Slept like a baby

Got an email today on one of the joke lists that I'm on and it was even funnier now that I'm a parent. It was titled 'Ever Wondered?' and is basically statements about some irony which starts with 'Ever Wondered...'. The one that I particularly found amusing was 'Ever wondered why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?'

Heheh... it's sooo true... I guess nowadays the wifey and I are sleeping like a baby... Hannah, we try and sleep when she sleep and wake when she's awake.


Ever wondered...

  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are LOW?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
  • Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but then ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  • Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
  • What is the speed of darkness?
  • Are there specially reserved parking spaces for people at the Special Olympics?
  • If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
  • If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  • If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
  • If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
  • Do you cry under water?
  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
  • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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